Not with a handgun, rifle, or shotgun… but by a pellet gun. So I guess it could’ve been worse.
Friday I came home for lunch and we noticed Jake was licking his side. The Vampire Wife took a look at him and thought it was a tick. She did the usual squealing and pleading for help that she does when one of the dogs has a tick, but I was still eating so I regretfully declined.
Well it didn’t take long for her to realize that the situation was much, much worse than a tick. This time when she yelled “COME HERE!” I knew something was up. There was a hole in Jake’s side.
I immediately called the vet to make an appointment (is it bad that I have their number memorized?) and we were able to get in later that afternoon. We loaded up and got to the vet’s office (which was PACKED) and anxiously awaited our turn. Here’s a snap I took at the vet’s office. Sorry it’s not very clear.
Our vet was gone, but his new associate was there and took a look at him. They took him to the back where they shaved him up and examined him. When she came back, she confirmed what we thought – a bb or pellet gun. The hole is too precise in shape with no other trauma around it to be much anything else.
Our dogs live in the house, so it’s not like they’re outside much, but apparently it was long enough to get shot. We live in a quiet neighborhood with very, very few children in it, but our next door neighbors have grandchildren that spend a lot of time over there and just happen to be outside shooting pellet guns ALL. THE. TIME. Not to mention that those kids are like two tasmanian devils, high on meth, and running from the law.
Coincidence? Highly doubt it.
I confronted my neighbor today about it and he denied that it happened (even though he showed me the big jar of pellets that they use), but said that he’d have a talk with his grandkids. He said he may bring his boys over later. I told him I’d love for them to come see my old dog with the infected hole in his side. They never showed. He probably thought it would be unwise to let me within arm’s reach.
Here’s a pic of the pellet hole (don’t look if you’re squeamish). The Vampire Wife has it plugged up with antibiotic ointment so you can’t see into the depths…
I really, really hope they own up to it, come see Jake, apologize, offer to pay the vet bill, and promise to never fire a pellet gun in the direction of our house again. If The Boy had done something like that, it would be full on Al-Qaeda style waterboarding going on at my house until I squeezed the information out of him, then I’d make him do exactly what I typed out above.
Infuriating.
At least Duchess is being really sweet. She knows Jake doesn’t feel good so she’s let him have her favorite spot on the bed between the fireplace and the Wii (I don’t know why she loves it there when there’s all the rest of the bed to lay on but she does). The only down side is she does about 20 circles before she resigns to being half on and half off the bed.
Last 4th of July weekend Jake had a major hotspot outbreak and his head swelled up to the size of a basketball. I think from now on when the 4th rolls around, I’m going to pay my vet to have Jake go live with him for a weekend… just in case.
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